Issue 2
Respecting Culture and Keeping Our Promise
Christina Duszynski
Undergraduate/Political Sciene
Equity. Diversity. Inclusiveness. – The three words that this University prides itself on. Believe it or not, UWEC has actually committed publically to enhancing such things in many different forms. But do we really practice what we preach? As a matter of fact our new mission statement uses the word “empathy,” meaning not only that we care for others, but that we care for things, objects; objects this University values and prides itself on I would hope - objects such as the Council Oak Tree.
This Just In: The Chippewa River Is Rather Scummy
This Just In: The Chippewa River Is Rather Scummy
Sarah Schrupp
Undergraduate/Undeclared
The following report is a parody. You can pick on me for a lot of things: poor diction choices, terrible grammar, lack of an interesting plot. But one thing I'm doing right is making this parody outlandish. Let me have this one, Eau Claire
If you've ever floated, canoed, submarined, or rafted down Eau Claire’s Chippewa River, you've noticed it- -scum that hits you and fills your makeshift floatie device. You can't go around it, you can't go over it, you just have to go through it. Well, last week, a group of angry Wisconsinites had enough of it-- so they started a protest.
Sarah Schrupp
Undergraduate/Undeclared
The following report is a parody. You can pick on me for a lot of things: poor diction choices, terrible grammar, lack of an interesting plot. But one thing I'm doing right is making this parody outlandish. Let me have this one, Eau Claire
If you've ever floated, canoed, submarined, or rafted down Eau Claire’s Chippewa River, you've noticed it- -scum that hits you and fills your makeshift floatie device. You can't go around it, you can't go over it, you just have to go through it. Well, last week, a group of angry Wisconsinites had enough of it-- so they started a protest.
Hemorrhage & -Jerusalem
Hemorrhage
David Riesch
Undergraduate/Undeclared
It began as a nuisance.
Blepharospasmic instances.
The beehive outside my window.
The rise of temperature.
Lack of clean laundry,
Broken fan which creaks,
Dirty cups that reek of…. honey,
It is much too dusty and dry and small in here!
Starting the Debate
Starting the Debate
By Matt Ledger
Undergraduate/Creative Writing
God Hates Brains
Divinely inspired by His word, and transcribed in His name by:
Evan Gillick
Undergraduate/Undeclared
“Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.” (Proverbs 3: 5, the holy Babble).
