Issue 9
...and Shrimp Eat Plankton
Undergraduate/Spanish
...and Shrimp Eat Plankton
I would like to commend Mr. Van Teuteberg for defending our dear Lord and Savior in his “Hypocrites Eat Shrimp” article; for as we all know, God is omnipotent but just can't seem to defend himself against the slander of those ungodly atheists trying to make the Bible look ridiculous. What do those guys want anyway? Equal rights for everyone, regardless of race, gender, or sexual orientation? That is clearly not what GOD wants, and anyone who has read the Bible should know that.
The Truth About Scene Kids (And Why You Should Hate Them!)
Dustin Hahn
Freshman/Undeclared
The Truth About Scene Kids (And Why You Should Hate Them!)
They’re Coming!
Dacia Miller
UWEC Alumni
That’s right. The sun is shining, the snow is melting (sort of) and springtime is in the air. It is time, once again, for the annual production of The Vagina Monologues put on by our own campus V-Day Campaign. Many of you will be dissuaded by the mere title of the show, which contains that often taboo female body part, but this is a show you will want to see at least once in your life. What is that you ask? Why yes, the show’s seventeen monologues all have something to do with the vagina.